Ya wait till ya see whats naughtys been designing this week. A turbo powered impact wrench! Ya figure some of these guys with turbos are pushin a hundert pounds of boost, so divert some of the air to a hybrid turbo set up,ya twins! but in a nasty way... ya get a tiny inlet side and a huge outlet,that way at high idle or if ya need more then put a rock on the loud pedal, the tiny turbo will run up into overboost real quik..,then weld a air chuck fitting thingerwooger to the big snails outlet. and wa la a high boost high volume air compressor!
think ittle work..maybee...
ohh wait, dont forget the wastegate, i wont imagine what 200 lbs of boost will do to your impact wrench.  

You know what I just realized... how can we have a thread this long on this subject with no pictures? You guys are killing me! LOL  

Naughty, you are an inspiration to me. How you came up with these things is a mystery to me.  

Wait till you see the genII TURBO impact wrenchs. ya ive not got the right toolings yet to make a shaft to handle the torque of the miniature turbocharger to fit the impact,ya figure the avaerage impact runs on say 100psi and needs a certain cfm to keep it chgging happyly along...well...
If ya stick a itty bitty turbo on it then you can run less psi to turn the turbo,which will draw in the required cfm from the miniature K/N conical filter!
and WAA LAAA! instant power when ya need it, so..that likkle 3/8 inch wrench..will now put out 850 lbs of torque..there are some problems though, broken wrists,broken out put shafts,and the dreaded hand hicky if your unlucky enough to get your hand near the filter inlet,the 3/4 and 1 inch drives have that nice turbo whine and when ya skweeze down the waste gate toove 60 lbs of boost...just the nuts for getting those pesky 2" nuts off.
Now all theese crainial flexing of major magnitude is all about attracting either one ..Danica will love the turbo's whine and Jessie will love the power,or maybe not, but either way  its the new must have gadget that two mechanically minded gals could apriciate!maybee..  

Yesss! Doin' it all for the ladies. But when they see the hand-hickie that your turbo-impact wrench gave you, they'll probably think that you're a loser who lives with his mom and practices his kissing technique on his hand. That isn't the vibe you want to be putting out.  

The burrito-oven would be much better if it were powered by a Power Stroke!  

As for the power plant for your TURBO impact I know where a 16 cyl Fairbanks out of a tugboat is sitting. Only needs 2 new turbos, ha.  

Ya i agree about the hand hicky thing, and yes there may be a use for the powerstroke,DUAL OVENS!?!?!?!
thats right my long suffering four wheelin buddys,two ovens.ya can cook the steak ala tar uhh tar(shhh iffya skin it quick enough,no one has to know!) on the smaller of the turbos,slow kookin ,mmmm, and flash fry the vegibles on the larger higher boost outlet! and to think,there is an intercooler effect from the heat transfer,so hey! ya get extra power and ya can eat with it to.
now is a good time to upgrade the turbo system too,just to get back those extra lbs of boost ya lost.
workin on a duramax version,gonna use the grill on the hood to let the delish smells out! and one more thing guys,yer wimmin are gonna love ya for cookin dindin and savin her time on the trail,leavin time fer some beverage consumption with mama! or in Danica's case hoisting a cold ice tea with yours truly..ya i'll have to be rich ta git her to go out to the trail with a trail ridin fool to the up coming super secret four wheelers convention,,well ive got to go,gotta leave another message on the networks answering mo-chine,them wimmin are hard ta get on the line,maybe if we invite the producers too...IDK..Maybe?
I promise Danica N Jessie,ther will be other women on the trail ride,all the men are cookin...  

Gonna make me do all the hard work now are we?













You can thank me latter...  

yer killin me  

After seeing those pics, I had to re-think my vote, but I'm still going with Jessi. Come on, she's got muscles that aren't overly big (just the right size to be attractive-and that goes for other things she's got, too), and she's out 'wheeling instead of taking the easier, cleaner on-road race route.  

Ime gonna need better ideas...sob.  

Okay, is it just me or does Danica look pretty flat chested? I'm not saying that's a bad thing, that's just something I noticed.  

form follows function,one goes 200 mph,one goes.002 mph,all that womanly charm would kinda be in the way at 200,
either way, but both are wayyy more woman than mere mortals deserve!  

Danica is hot, but Jessie has her beat hands down. Naughty's right if Danica had Jessie's womanly charm she probably wouldn't be able to get in the car. Jessie also ain't skered to get dirty, you gotta love that. Hey Naughty got any ideas for the Fairbanks out of the tug?