i looked it up and the one i found was a 8500 horse jobbie? need more info on the HUGE engine,good googly moogly! what an appetite that critter must have.they say some of those run a genset..hmmm i wonder... let my brain salivate over the possabilitys...i wonder...
we do need a bigger power plant for the back forty stage...guess the bigger the genset,the better right? wonder if we could sell th power back to the grid then we may be able to turn a profit this year! means we can rent the port o potty trailer next year!!! woo hoo AIR CONDITION/CIRCULATION!!!
no stinky for yours truly when the time comes to freshen up the loo..maybe  

PS,and that means comfort for the women,hear that guys,yer wimmin will be comfortable,and if mama's happy...yes,that means the chocolate icecream wont melt the first day,and your other half will be happy to let you go play on the trails..with Jessie!
or Danica,you know...one of you lucky fellers may get to see how great either driver is!
pss.a clean bathroom of all there own is the super secret uhh secret that women wont tell us guys,that leads the fickle hearted to you,keep er clean and put the lid down,thats all it takes!
but it all depends if we can get that 16 banger up the pass?? any one got a bigger wagon? plleeeaaase! you want to see Jessie and Danica at the festival..right?  

Sure, the Fairbanks I'm refering to isn't but 20 ft. long. Most Fairbanks were used to power locomotives, tugboats, and the old deisel submarines. I worked on two tugs that had Fairbanks, I'm thinking of a Fairbanks powered bread warmer, or rotisserie oven!!  

PS A Fairbanks only uses about 300 gallons of deisel an hour, but look at the short amount of time to warm your hamburger and hotdog buns. ha,ha. Naughty is right the key to a happy woman is a clean bathroom. Hey, maybe a Fairbanks powered pressure washer for the porta potties!  

i wonder if there is a way to show off both their skills,,hmm, a 1.83 mile MUD oval track,200 plus on the mud...hmmm  

Or an oval rock race at 200 plus, think of the carnage and twisted metal of that race. If any one is hurt,I volunteer to resusitate Jessie.  

your gonna have to fight all the women there...ya know why? coz every woman has a built in radar device...with a stress in the VICE, that as soon as a hotty walks within 200 paces from their man the jealosy hormone over takes the estrogen and sends them into hyper vigilance mode.they can seee...whats gonna happen,befor it happens,no its not intuition, its a mad woman thing,they will see it like jedi,like when your ridin down the road to the secret four wheelin spot every one knows about,through binoculars,everything kinda slows down,look through yor 35 mm camera with the 300 mm lens fully exended.ya and focused,THATS how wimmin see the future!
and speaking of, thats my million dollar ideea for the week,a thingawoogerwhatchamacallitchingaderawhotsitgoonadoo,a video device that using those principals when mounted in a car,that will make me tons of money,and make the already crazy and lazy drivers...worse!
all the world will slow down,seemingly,so their reflexes will be worse,it will be built into the optics of the winshield,you can go a hundred and fifteen and the world looks like your going sixty(its a dont ask and i'll probably tell world''so)yes i looked through my cameras lens at speed to test the theory,and NO DONT DO IT...ITS A VERY STUPID THING TO DO!! OK! i did say i WASNT DRIVING RIGHT//!?!?!
OK now if i could only sell it to Patric/Rahal racing,or maybe to spike tv FOR JESSIE?...hmm think they would buy it? think how incrementaly better DANICA! would drive if she had on these optics!  

aww foowey,for got about why you will never reach Jessie,all the wimmin will circle round her like an angry, jealous,bad hairday and imecrampingandwhyhaventyoudonethehoneydoositoldyoutodolastweekandimehungryanddothesesmakemelookfat...ohhnooyoudi-entjustsaythatyourgonnasleepoutsideintheinsulateddoghouse...forever!
and you will never reach her,sad but true..but if any one of the other fellers, will take one for the team,, and take the wifes uhh...personality, mmm, uhh, she has a great personality friend that showed up on your doorstep the morning of departure,and your wife,,,gave you THAT LOOK!EEE GAD! so you had to bring her friend,yes...if some lucky feller will take one for the team,and at just the right moment,,,,compliment said friend,and divert her attention at the right moment,yes then you may have a chance to neek by her,and perform the deed...maybe...
and rmember guys..what happens at the super secret four wheelers convention.S  

If Jessie was at the convention, I wouldn't even consider taking my wife. My wife is so jealous of Jessie that she gets mad when I'm watching Extreme 4x4. I would probabaly tell her I was going on fishing trip in order to make a wheeling trip that featured the lovely Jessie, savey.  

I wonder,hmm,with the insulated dog house idea,that if there shouldnt be a doghouse on demand,just in case the ladies whome we love very much and cherish(yes i got in trouble for the past post) get mad there at the festival,you know,stack them like a bee hive 6 sides and all,at least it will be out of the weather and at a paltry$100 a week,it sure beats the woodstock,mud in your tent style camping..hmm  

Sounds like you need that doghouse on demand right now! Maybe you can figure out how to make it colapsable where it can breakdown to laptop size. In my case I need it to break down to pocket size.HA!  

PS: Maybe you should have a contest at the convention, where the winner gets to ride the trail ALONE with Jessie. MAMA MIA, WOW!  

what'd be Really cool? seeins how the only rocks here in this area are either on the road or roubnd the corner,at the crack house, is that if either gal would drive me..along their chosen venue. ide love to crawl around moab with Ms Jessie! or, even better go fast with The hon.Danica!!! woo hoo! fastest i been lately was round a hundred and twelve in my international 9400, that was last year. the fastest i went inna big truck was a buck twenty, twenty five in a freightliner one dark and lonly night. so ide love to be along for a mindrush 200 plus ride,am i stoked heck ya! last time i went 140 150 was in a friends camaro back in the day,i only went that fast coz he was as almost a good driver as me.
theres only a fewe people i trust to go fast with me, two to be exact, most guys are stupid when it comes to speed,no skills just mash the gas and steer strait, theres way more to driving fast than that.
I vote DA NI CA DANICA WOO HOO!!
I dig chicks who can drive sticks...and large farm equipment,ya gotta love that!
FARM CHICKS RULE!