who do you think is the better driver? Danica..or jessie??cmon fatguy d'ya think theres a chance they would wanta drive my hooptie at this years super secret four wheel drive convention?
who do you think would be better?  

hmmm...after a long debate in my head, I'm going with Jessie.  

oooohhhh..Dang! hard choice..but she can weld and make bumpers,but both of the ladies drive stick, just one goes 200 and one goes.002 mph..but..can they cook.hmmm
I still go with Danica though.
now if only they could find a way to mate a 12,000 rpm indy motor to a gnarly 4x4 i would have a KITTEN! WOO HOO!!! talkin bout sensory overload! ya could dry the mud your trying to go through by spinning the wheels...maybe...  

im not sure those indy car tires would grip real well in the mud! lol might need some siping. as for danica vs. jesse i would take jesse cus she could make some sick bumpers for my truck.  

Ya ever see the sport ilistrated swimsuit edition with Danica in it ??  HOT HOT HOT !!!!!  

I don't know about Danica...what if she can only drive a clutch-less Sequential shift gear box like what's in her race car? Not neccesarily a turn off, but...  

i just like the way Danica does her little pouting and foot stompin when things go wrong...sooo cute. i don't care if either one of em can cook, i do 99% of the cookin at my house anyway. i like to eat therefore i like to cook. my wife's idea of cookin is "slavin over a hot steering wheel at the drivethru!"  

I dont know too much about any sequential shift gear box, i always thought you shifted gears until ya ran out of spaces,hmm..
but ya i think with Danicas experience,and backed up by a high dollar corporation,i think she could have built,and wheel,any thing she wants,and anywhere she wants,as fast as she wants,or slow. she may be little but  shee got GAME!  

I dont know,Danica may be small in stature,but man..she got GAME!
I figure with her sponser,she would drive a VEE 12 Ferrari,pre runner! ya know, round a foot and a half of travel on each corner,round 220 plus on the straits,electronic controlled suspension,ZR Bugattie Veiron,(trust me...YOU want to see the critter!)rated interco mudders,ohh and a gps,fm/am/cpu/adt/adhd/add/atv/cucv/hemt/ar15/hemi/ZX14/s281/zj/frs/intell-pentium-G-5/laptop/big blue/handheld sat phone/human interface.uhh cassett deck in the center consol...maybe  

If dating her meant that I got to see THAT, then yes, I'd choose her over Jessi  

Jessie  

That Jessi could probably make a mean burrito box under the hood of said wagon though,uh oohh,naughtys caffinated again.. A TURBO BURRITO BOX!?!?!?!
route all the heat from the turbo downpipe from yer cummins through the box,via heat exchanger tubes,and wa la turbo burritos!..mmmmm renderd burritooes (add sound of uncontrolable slobber here)
2 minute burritos,steak,turkeys,hams,roadkill...hey if andrew zimmern can...heck, you could even heat a piston up to put the pin in! well maybe..just think you could set the speed of cooking by adjusting the power programer to kill,or mearely toast.450 horse steak anyone?
Iffin your real handy with tools and the like,ya can intercool the great bugger and have a nitrous cooled Dr Pepper,jes pour water innit,and juice it,again wa-la a block of ice as you powered up that hill!
Think Jessie"d go fer it?...maybe...  

Holy hell, Naughty! That's an awesome idea!  

Awesome thread! hahaha  

I'm pretty sure that the FW Forum is the only place you'll see these kinds of things. Have you ever seen plans for a Cummins-powered burrito oven anywhere else? Didn't think so...

lol