FOUR WHEELER CODE OF HONOR

I will always stop and help an old person in need
II.i will help in an emergency by using my vehicle to help my community if in need
III.I will pass on my knowledge to any new four wheeler b4 they do somthing stupid
IV.If said newby goes ahead and does somthing stupid, i will pull,flip over,push,drag,tow,dig out,put a board under the wheels,for said wheeler,at a reduced rate than i usually do.
v.I will let said newbies purty gal sit in air condition in my studly wagon while i strike heroic poses,and genraly lok more manlier than unstudly goof driving stuck truck.
VI.I will listen to more experienced 4by sages,,so i can take my new girl out and not look the pitiable fool.
VII.if i git stuck i will have plenty of survival gear.a 6 pack ,a blankie,a tape of BARRY WHITE,and a worn map to show irritated girlfriend that yes the map was good last week,before dumbdog used it as chew toy...maybe.
VIII.I will use GPS,GOES,NOAA,RADAR,LIDAR, SONAR,911,And that injured look(as you do) to explain to angry banshee that i really didnt plan to get stuck with an evil shee devil,to find boyfriend hoos laugh i now understand..PERFECTLY.to give this incarnation of a drunken vomit comet, this heathen wretch ,who has now coated the interior of in a foul miasmic premonition of my poor pathetic life,if i can only get a break here,wait,whats that,did you skin a zebra! aaaaaaaa...
these were on a laptop i found in the briar patch a few days ago,still recovering more info from the hard drive,the sherriff and game warden and a giddy young fellow all looking inside a truck wearing those funny paper suits that refinery workers wear.  

thats a good and funny code of honor...lol
V. is a good one  
IT WASNT ME, IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!

the gamewarden was called cause the cop thought an animal was poached ,till thy figured out the skin was lycra,some of this may be true,,,maybe